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18 April 2014 @ 1:10pm

big-ricospizza:

auntmarie:

doesn’t the term “staff member” make you laugh because those 2 words both mean penis

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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18 April 2014 @ 1:07pm

loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

via  the-eleventh-blog  (originally  loserpoet)
18 April 2014 @ 11:13am

howibloggedyourmother:

this is the greatest blooper 

via  flomation  (originally  teddywestside)
18 April 2014 @ 10:56am
via  mrtrohman  (originally  nevver)
18 April 2014 @ 1:26am
via  afloweroutofstone  (originally  4gifs)
18 April 2014 @ 1:22am

theatlantic:

This Is Big: Scientists Just Found Earth’s First-Cousin

Right now, 500 light years away from Earth, there’s a planet that looks a lot like our own. It is bathed in dim orangeish light, which at high noon is only as bright as the golden hour before sunset back home. 

NASA scientists are calling the planet Kepler-186f, and it’s unlike anything they’ve found. The big news: Kepler-186f is the closest relative to the Earth that researchers have discovered. 

It’s the first Earth-sized planet in the habitable zone of another star—the sweet spot between too-hot Mercury-like planets and too-cold Neptunes— and it is likely to give scientists their first real opportunity to seek life elsewhere in the universe. “It’s no longer in the realm of science fiction,” said Elisa Quintana, a researcher at the SETI Institute. 

But if there is indeed life on Kepler-186f, it may not look like what we have here. Given the redder wavelengths of light on the planet, vegetation there would sprout in hues of yellow and orange instead of green.

Read more. [Image: NASA Ames/SETI Institute/JPL-Caltech]

via  -everdeen  (originally  theatlantic)
17 April 2014 @ 11:39pm
via  afloweroutofstone  (originally  ruinedchildhood)
17 April 2014 @ 9:16pm

One of my favorite pictures of Mike and I! #tbt #sophyear #ithink

16 April 2014 @ 1:38am

breadmaakesyoufat:

this scene is the reason i breathe

via  chel0cean  (originally  rosemaryconnelly)
16 April 2014 @ 1:36am

weasel-s:

infallibleheadgirls:

The Hunger Games Characters in Hogwarts houses »

Katniss Everdeen; Slytherin

“We Slytherins are brave, yes, but not stupid. For instance, given the choice, we will always choose to save our own necks.”

I agree completely. People seem to forget that there’s a very, very thin line between Gryffindor and Slytherin. And those who say that Katniss is a Gryffindor because she volunteered for Prim at the Reaping are obviously unaware that Slytherins are supposed to be fiercely protective and loyal to their own. Katniss went into the Games with the attitude that she would do anything to win. That determination is one hundred percent Slytherin.

^^ omg thank you.

via  victorsvanquished  (originally  supermans)